I am much better at golf when I remember to breathe
I came here to drink, not to grind.
How did that not go in?
I am especially good at short, wide open par 5’s with temporary greens and auto 2 putts.
Stay away from the deer pee, it smells awful.
I think that one hit the cart path and bounced over the crapper.
Pasatiempo is overrated.
I hope this one comes right back and smacks you guys in the nuts
Oh man, this one is going in
I felt lame being the only rider
I call that one the Bandon Ball
My Life is Complete
This is exponentially better than an Econoline