I like to hit a pecker high 4 iron that chases all the way to the bottom.
Beware of the clap.
Your name is Patrick also? That should be easy to remember
I damaged my crotch pretty badly the other day on the diving board, but I wasn’t going to miss the RGV Tour.
With proper speed, that should go in.
I am donating $1 for every stroke I take today.
Unless you are on the RGV Tour, it can’t be Christmas every day.
Every day you get another chance to hit a fairway. It is a great way to live... with a golf club in your hand.
Let’s go for 36.