“It’s an honor and a privilege to be the first golfer on the RGV Tour, it is the mother of all golf parties.”

“We have golfed several times together, but we have never shared a bed”

“I could spend all day taking pictures of this place. Chambers Bay is stunning.”

“Man this RGV Tour Beef jerky is probably the best jerky the earth has ever seen.”

“Are you silly? Of course I am gonna send it”