Product Reviews

Palm Rat Golf

The fashion industry in golf is evolving rapidly and just like the courses themselves, there a plenty of options for the modern day golfer. Perhaps you prefer a low key muni with a laid back dress code, or maybe you enjoy the private club experience and have a high regard for the traditions of the game. Either way, there is a golf clothing company that can fit your vibe.

Palm Rat Golf merges these golf experiences and provides a classic design with a modern fit. The clothes are also designed to blend seamlessly from the links to the streets. Running late for your 6pm dinner date after a 5 hour round? Palm Rat will make sure that you look sharp as you walk into the Cheesecake Factory fashionably late.

The folks at Palm Rat bring you shorts, polos, pants, and pullovers. Fortunately, there is a meme for each one of these products and everyone knows… memes move merch.


POLOS

SHORTS

Palm Rat offers the type of shorts that demand attention… shorts on a flag pole type of attention.

The Palm Rat Polos are sure to bring all of the cheetahs to the polo party.


PULLOVERS

PANTS

You are certain to see plenty of action in your Palm Rat Pants, just not Chuck Norris quality action.

Don’t be dumb or dumber, get your Palm Rat Pullover before the cops pull you over and drink up all of your piss bottles.


HATS

The Palm Rat hats come in a close second to this dalmatian wearing a hat.

RATS IN HATS

Rats in Hats is worth a quick google.

Jokes aside, the Palm Rat folks bring you a seriously quality product, The pants and shorts lifted me to a new world record on my 2023 RGV Tour. The products are based on 3 principles.

  • 2 Way Stretch - Just like your golf game, it is a stretch to believe that you are actually a 15 handicap. Palm Rat works with your inconsistencies to provide stability and flexibility.

  • Moisture Wicking - Sweating like a pig over your 3 footers? Palm Rat has you covered. Your competitors won’t even notice as Palm Rat wicks away your swamp ass.

  • Quick Dry - Did you fall into the pond after attempting to play your 5th shot out of the water? Fret not, you will be dry by the time you tap in for 9.

You can check out the full lineup of gear here. Code: RGVTOUR will get you 10% off. Note: hats for rats sold elsewhere.